এবার দেশীয় “Love Calculator” (Portable, Only 175KB)

L - lot
O - of
V - vulnerable
E - experience

বহুদিন হলো তৈরী করেছি কিন্তু কেনো যেনো টিউন করতে ইচ্ছাই হয় না । তবুও করলাম; (কারণ এতে আমার স্বার্থ আছে) । আমার কম্পিউটিং ব্লগ দেখুন-

প্রথমে,
নিজের তৈরী হলেও বলি-এটা একটা ভূয়া সফটওয়্যার । এটা যেভাবে কাজ করে তা হলো- "এলোমেলো ভাবে প্রতিবার ১-১০০ পর্যন্ত একটা নির্দিষ্ট নম্বর দেখায় । আপনি বেশ অবাক হবেন যখন দেখবেন একই নাম থাকা সত্বেও প্রতিবার ভিন্ন ভিন্ন ফলাফল আসবে । তাই বলতেই হয়- এটা নিছক একটা মজা করার জিনিস-তাছাড়া আর কিছু না ।

পরে,
নিচে একটা PrintScreenSysRq রাখলাম-

 

বেশ কিছু সুবিধা পাবেন এই দেশীয় সফটওয়্যারটিতে । যেমন দেখতে পারবেন ঐতিহাসিক প্রেমযুগলদের নাম । আর তাদের ভালোবাসাটা যাচাই করতে ভুলবেন না যেন । নাম দেখে হুবহু TexBox-এ টাইপ করবেন ।বড় হাতের, ছোট হাতের খেয়াল রাখবেন ।

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Level 0

আমি তানজামিন খান। বিশ্বের সর্ববৃহৎ বিজ্ঞান ও প্রযুক্তির সৌশল নেটওয়ার্ক - টেকটিউনস এ আমি 10 বছর 5 মাস যাবৎ যুক্ত আছি। টেকটিউনস আমি এ পর্যন্ত 20 টি টিউন ও 589 টি টিউমেন্ট করেছি। টেকটিউনসে আমার 0 ফলোয়ার আছে এবং আমি টেকটিউনসে 0 টিউনারকে ফলো করি।

"ঘৃণা করি বিয়ের আগের ভালোবাসাকে/প্রেমকে । যদিও দেহ, মন এতে সাই দিতে চায় না । তবুও নফ্স তো; ওটা তো প্রায় সবসময় খারাপকেই প্রাধান্য দেয় । তবে একে যে দমন করতে পারবে সেই-ই বীরপুরুষ, বাকীরা নারী ।" ----Tanjamin


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Level 0

শেয়ার করার জন্য ধন্যবাদ ।

ধন্যবাদ.

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java diye baniyechen?Uva te akta problem silo sei sutre akta baniyechilam c language diye.jodi possible hoi source code ta diben
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Source Code (VB.NET):

Private Sub Button1_Click(ByVal sender As Object, ByVal e As EventArgs)
Me.TextBox3.Text = Conversion.Str(Conversion.Int(CSng((VBMath.Rnd * 100!))))
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Adam”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Eve”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Shah Jahan”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Mumtaz”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Salim”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Anarkali”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Romeo”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Juliet”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Antony”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Cleopatra”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Napoleon”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Josephine”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “King Edward VIII”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Wallis Simpson”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Lancelot”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Guinevere”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Majnun”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Layla”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Heer”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Ranjha”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Ram”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Sita”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Albert”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Victoria”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Marie”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Pierre Curie”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Tristan”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Isolde”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Tristan”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Iseult”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Odysseu”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Penelope”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Lancelot”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Guinevere”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Aphrodite”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Adonis”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Penelope”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Odysseus”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Orpheus”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Eurydice”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Eros”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Psyche”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Pyrame”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Thisbe”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Bajirao”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Mastani”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Paris”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Helena”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Justinian”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Theodora”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Orpheus”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Eurydicet”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Paolo”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Francesca”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Scarlett O’Hara”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Rhett Butler”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “HeathclIff”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Catherine”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Jane Eyre”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Rochester”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Eloise”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Abelard”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Elizabeth Bennett”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Darcy”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “Pyramus”) And (Me.TextBox2.Text = “Thisbe”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Adam”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Eve”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Shah Jahan”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Mumtaz”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Salim”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Anarkali”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Romeo”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Juliet”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Antony”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Cleopatra”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Napoleon”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Josephine”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “King Edward VIII”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Wallis Simpson”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Lancelot”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Guinevere”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Majnun”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Layla”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Heer”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Ranjha”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Ram”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Sita”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Albert”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Victoria”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Marie”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Pierre Curie”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Tristan”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Isolde”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Tristan”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Iseult”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Odysseu”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Penelope”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Lancelot”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Guinevere”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Aphrodite”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Adonis”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Penelope”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Odysseus”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Orpheus”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Eurydice”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Eros”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Psyche”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Pyrame”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Thisbe”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Bajirao”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Mastani”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Paris”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Helena”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Justinian”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Theodora”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Orpheus”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Eurydicet”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Paolo”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Francesca”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Scarlett O’Hara”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Rhett Butler”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “HeathclIff”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Catherine”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Jane Eyre”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Rochester”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Eloise”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Abelard”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Pyramus”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Thisbe”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox2.Text = “Elizabeth Bennett”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “Darcy”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “100”
End If
If ((Me.TextBox1.Text = “”) And (Me.TextBox1.Text = “”)) Then
Me.TextBox3.Text = “0”
End If
End Sub

Source Code (C#):
private void Button1_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
this.TextBox3.Text = Conversion.Str(Conversion.Int((float) (VBMath.Rnd() * 100f)));
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Adam”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Eve”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Shah Jahan”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Mumtaz”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Salim”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Anarkali”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Romeo”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Juliet”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Antony”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Cleopatra”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Napoleon”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Josephine”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “King Edward VIII”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Wallis Simpson”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Lancelot”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Guinevere”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Majnun”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Layla”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Heer”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Ranjha”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Ram”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Sita”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Albert”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Victoria”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Marie”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Pierre Curie”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Tristan”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Isolde”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Tristan”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Iseult”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Odysseu”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Penelope”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Lancelot”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Guinevere”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Aphrodite”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Adonis”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Penelope”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Odysseus”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Orpheus”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Eurydice”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Eros”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Psyche”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Pyrame”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Thisbe”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Bajirao”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Mastani”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Paris”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Helena”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Justinian”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Theodora”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Orpheus”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Eurydicet”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Paolo”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Francesca”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Scarlett O’Hara”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Rhett Butler”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “HeathclIff”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Catherine”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Jane Eyre”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Rochester”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Eloise”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Abelard”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Elizabeth Bennett”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Darcy”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “Pyramus”) & (this.TextBox2.Text == “Thisbe”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Adam”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Eve”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Shah Jahan”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Mumtaz”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Salim”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Anarkali”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Romeo”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Juliet”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Antony”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Cleopatra”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Napoleon”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Josephine”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “King Edward VIII”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Wallis Simpson”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Lancelot”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Guinevere”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Majnun”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Layla”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Heer”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Ranjha”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Ram”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Sita”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Albert”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Victoria”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Marie”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Pierre Curie”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Tristan”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Isolde”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Tristan”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Iseult”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Odysseu”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Penelope”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Lancelot”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Guinevere”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Aphrodite”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Adonis”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Penelope”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Odysseus”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Orpheus”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Eurydice”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Eros”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Psyche”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Pyrame”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Thisbe”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Bajirao”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Mastani”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Paris”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Helena”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Justinian”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Theodora”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Orpheus”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Eurydicet”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Paolo”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Francesca”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Scarlett O’Hara”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Rhett Butler”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “HeathclIff”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Catherine”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Jane Eyre”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Rochester”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Eloise”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Abelard”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Pyramus”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Thisbe”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox2.Text == “Elizabeth Bennett”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “Darcy”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “100”;
}
if ((this.TextBox1.Text == “”) & (this.TextBox1.Text == “”))
{
this.TextBox3.Text = “0”;
}
}

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